Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Domenick Scudera Tells All: The Gay Lifestyle

Uh oh.  The cat's out of the bag now.

Domenick Scudera reveals to the whole world some of the closely guarded secrets of that mysterious little book The Gay Agenda that we gays keep by our bedside.  You know, the one we get copies of when we sign on for the gay lifestyle.  An excerpt from Scudera's tell-all article: 

6:00 p.m. My gay, homosexual, male lover returns home from his job. Luckily, he has chosen to be gay today, too, so we can sit down and have a nice, relaxing gay dinner together. We are aware that our relationship is ripping at the seams of our heterosexual neighbors' marriages, but we choose to ignore this. If we were normal people, the guilt might weigh on us heavily, but we are gay, after all, so we do not have consciences. We eat in peace.

Yep.  That pretty much matches Steve's and my experience: get up, drink our gay coffee, make the choice to be gay all over again this morning, recommit ourselves to destroying the fabric of American society for another day, and then, in his case, head off to choose to be gay at work for another workday.

Now that the world knows, what will it do with this information, I wonder?

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